ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
It is time for the first role-playing article of Zelda Heaven! And I am going to make sure it doesn’t stink! (I hope)
First of all, this is a long article, please bear with me and read it all. I am sorry it is so long.
Ok, I have cut up little pieces of paper, wrote topics on them, and turned the peices upside down. My brother is switching them around, and before I pick one, here are the topics.
Halo 3.
Legend of Zelda.
Super Mario.
and Fire Emblem.
Ok, he switched them around. I don’t know which one is which.
I just picked the winning topic. The role-playing article is…
HALO 3!!!!
Ok, don’t worry if you don’t know what that is. And yes, you are a character from another site, if you wish. I need a list of everyone who is playing. State if you are playing and whose side you are on, the Covenant or the UNSC (United National Space Control). I don’t care whose side you are on. Also, once you are done reading, choose which vehicle you want to have, but it must go along with your side.
Now, if you choose to be on the UNSC side, I will put your name here and your weapons, depending on which character you chose. (NOTE: If you decide to be a character from an affiliate site, I will automatically assign you the weapons I have.)
Uberzeldamaster-Playing as: Master Chief (Genetically Engineered Cyborg)
I get an Assault Rifle for my primary weapon and a Battle Rifle for my secondary weapon.
(Assault Rifle has 352 bullets, 32 rounds per magazine. Battle Rifle has 108 bullets, 36 rounds per magazine.)
Vehicle: Hornet-has two missiles. Can be fired once every two posts, and auto fire machine gun.
The UNSC forces have these vehicles.
Two fighter planes (hornets). It looks like this. The weapons are a manual machine gun that doesn’t need to pause to reload, and two rockets, and you need to wait until the post after your next to use it again.
Sorry about the bad shot.
A Tank (Scorpion). It has a large 99mm shell cannon and a turret for a second person to use.
Two jeeps (Warthog), one with a cannon, one with a mounted machine gun. Also, there is a passenger seat for a third person to ride in.
Three four-wheelers (Mongooses), one driver seat, and one backseat for the gunner, all weapons allowed. They are similar to the Warthog but without a mounted turret. It’s in the lower left-hand corner.
The Carrier Ship (Pelican). There are two. It fires two main cannons that are very powerful. It’s only weak against Banshees, but you’ll see those later. It can only be piloted by NPC’s (Non-Player Computers.)
It’s near the middle of the top of the screen.
The Covenant
Mario Mario-appears as a Brute (humanoid and very intelligent, very large ape. Can kill even without weapons).
Weapons: Spiker- has 84 ammo total. 12 spikes per magazine. Very powerful. Second weapon: Brute Shot-shoots 6 grenades per clip. 18 grenades total. Frag grenades not allowed to substitute.
Vehicle: Banshee. Has accelerate option that can be used once every three posts, but you cannot steer or fire weapons when accelerating. Has twin plasma cannons for long-range battling, and a fuel-rod blast (once every two posts) that can be used to destroy ground and air vehicles with two hits.
The Covenant Vehicles:
There is a large monster machine that is the main subject of this role-play. It is called the scarab, moves by itself, and it has a power core in the back, but it cannot be accessed until the Scarab is immobile. There are two of them, each with a main cannon that can be fired once every five posts, a smaller cannon that fires ten rounds once per two posts, and two plasma cannons that need to be operated manually by a player.
There are six ghosts. They have an accelerate function that allows you to get away from a battle quickly, but you can’t steer or fire any plasma bolts.
There is a banshee, which flys. There are four, but they are weaker than the Hornet. It has twin plasma cannons that shoot super heated plasma, it can accelerate like the ghost, and it has a large fuel rod blast that can be operated every once every two turns.
It’s in the upper left corner.
There is the chopper, which is operated solely by two large wheels with spikes, like a buzzsaw. There are three. It’s easy to destroy other ground vehicles with it and it accelerates for a short time, once every two posts. It shoots twin explosive packs from the front and has an overall advantage over the rest of the vehicles, as it is easy to maneuver.
The phantom, which is a large carrier ship, much like the Pelican. There are two. It holds two gunners and it fires three large cannons, but only NPC’s can use it.
The Monitor: Advent Master. Can be anything he wants, can create anything he wants, and can help or hinder either team. He even decides what our battlefield is, and he can change it too. The game will pause at that time.
Final notes: All vehicles have unlimited ammo, and if your vehicle is destroyed, you die, then respawn back near a team-mate. If all of your vehicles are destroyed, than you just attack from the ground, and try to board one of the vehicles without being killed.
Finally… this article is done… that was long, and it was a pain finding all the pictures. But, it’s done. I need at least two people on each team before this will work. Trust me, it’s cool when more people play, I can assign you different vehicles. Speaking of which, you can board people’s vehicles if they are close enough to you. Hurry and sign up for a team!
All pictures were courtesy of ign.com.





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January 12, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Shadow Luigi
i sent you a new role playing person mario. n_n
January 13, 2008 at 3:44 am
mario64mario
mmkay. I replied. Answer back please.
January 14, 2008 at 12:32 am
Shadow Luigi
i did.
hes cool! (cool claws…) i thought of him maself..
January 14, 2008 at 7:33 pm
uberzeldamaster
Heh Heh. Can’t wait to see him. As for my character? I’m Master Chief from Halo 3. Guns and everything.
January 14, 2008 at 7:37 pm
uberzeldamaster
I WANT A HORNET! (It flies and I love to fly.) There are four seats in the back and side if anyone wants a ride.
January 14, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Shadow Luigi
EWWW i hate Buh—Buh—Bugs!!! they are so revolting!
January 14, 2008 at 11:19 pm
mario64mario
Mario : hmmmmmmm…….indeed……………
January 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Shadow Luigi
very gross.. I’M FOR REAL HERE! yuck.
January 16, 2008 at 12:20 am
mario64mario
LOL!
January 16, 2008 at 1:12 am
Shadow Luigi
honestly.. the only bugs that don’t gross me out.. are… Preying mantis’s.
they are cute.
January 16, 2008 at 1:12 am
Shadow Luigi
oh does the role playing start now?
January 16, 2008 at 2:46 pm
mario64mario
Mario: uhh….yea….it’s been on since….the 12th……
January 16, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Shadow Luigi
oh.. er *ahem*…
Norana: Mm….. …… ……… *walks to a tomb*
January 16, 2008 at 11:08 pm
mario64mario
Mario: ???? *follows far behind. So far behind, that he’s not even following*
January 17, 2008 at 1:02 am
Shadow Luigi
Norana: Hmph! *jumps behind Mario* hm… a weak one…… tell me little Human… why are you stalking my way? is it because you “Humans” refer to us as.. “Sub-humans”?
January 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
mario64mario
Mario: I was following you so far away, that I wasn’t even following you to begin with! ha HA!
January 17, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Shadow Luigi
Norana: *kicks him in the stomach* Now. leave me alone….. this is a very private matter……… *walks inside the Tomb*
January 18, 2008 at 2:12 pm
mario64mario
Mario:………Ouch…… *cripples behind slowly*
January 18, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Shadow Luigi
*door slowly shuts* Norana: hm.. that should keep him away for awhile.. now then…. Shinja, Gaia, Zombre, Ragnorok, Hinatara!! *hidden passage way opens* ok.. i’m coming.
January 19, 2008 at 3:51 am
mario64mario
*KASPLOSION!!!!* *cue the picture of a silouetted Mario with his hands engulfed in flames*
January 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Shadow Luigi
Norana: hm? ah well… Humans… *walks inside tomb more*
January 19, 2008 at 6:33 pm
mario64mario
*007 Bond sneaking theme song* danuh DANUH!
January 19, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Shadow Luigi
Norana: (ARHG! what is the fool doing out there?!?)
January 19, 2008 at 11:26 pm
mario64mario
Mario: *screaming* IM FOLLOWING YOU!!! SHHHH!!! DONT TELL YOU, OR YOU MIGHT FIND OUT!!!
January 20, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Shadow Luigi
Norana: (………….) *keeps walking*
January 21, 2008 at 10:18 pm
mario64mario
Mario: heh. oops.
January 23, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Shadow Luigi
Norana: hmmm….. i came…. my prince.
January 24, 2008 at 2:40 pm
mario64mario
hmmm…..I don’t play much Halo…….(has a Wii, instead of Xbox 360) meh. UZM. YOU. MUST. GET. BANJO. KAZOOIE. 3. WHEN. IT. COMES. OUt. AND. REVIEW. IT. They didn’t make it for Wii (yet) -.-””””””””””””””””’
January 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Shadow Luigi
it was rigged.. of course he picked it its his favorite.. i’m outta here. i hate the game and i am very unfond of it..
January 26, 2008 at 3:49 pm
uberzeldamaster
… I’m sorry to hear you say that. You make me feel like I cheated at it or something… It’s rather interesting if you would just participate. You don’t have to really do anything, you coud just ride or fly around if you’d like.
January 26, 2008 at 9:33 pm
mario64mario
Mario: WHEEEEE!!!!! *Flys around in a super cool flying device from Halo, and then crashes it.* *Rises from the ashes* DANG! I lost one of my 3 lives…… -_-
January 26, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Shadow Luigi
@ UZM: i
ts not the game in General… its the stupid day i tryed to play it… i lost in stupididy but thats not the bad part.. the bad part is. that after i lost i went and looked and a game a kid was playing (he was about… hmm… 2 more years old then i was) and i thought i’d say hi… but he was saying to me to “Be quiet” and as me being a gamer and many other things i just kept Examining the game.. and then he grabed me by the neck and said; “Shut up and get outta here you brat!” and me squirming away thinking man that was awful it was a contest and i had to play… Halo with him.. and then i almost won but then he steped on my foot making me hit the wrong button and then i lost… getting very very mad i told myself.. “I AM NEVER GOING TO PLAY THAT STUPID WASTE OF SPACE GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
January 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
uberzeldamaster
@ SL: …
That’s horrible! I can’t believe anyone would do something so mean… You know, something like that happened to me, but it was a long time ago and… oh wait, now I remember. I was watching a friend of mine play on the last level in the game, and everything looked real creepy. You know, like space-zombies-take-over-your-body kind of creepy. I asked my friend what the squid-like things were, because I had never played the game before and did not know what the flood were. Right as I started the question, he died for some reason, and he punched me in the stomach, telling me to get out of his house. I had to walk 13 blocks to get home…
But! rather than let his anger turn me off about the game, it turned to curiosity, but I never really talked to my ‘friend’ again. I asked Mom if she would buy the computer version, and she said yes. I started playing it, and I was absorbed in it instantly. Halo is one of my favorite games, now, but LOZ STILL PWNS ALL!!!!!!
@ Mario: I guess you want to play. Ok, I’ll put you on the covenant side, and since you want to fly, I’ll give you a Banshee. Make good use of it! You and me are in for some real dogfighting.
January 27, 2008 at 9:48 pm
mario64mario
Heh, I only got 2 lives left.
January 27, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Advent Master
@ UZM: now you know.. now…. i beg your leave.
January 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm
mario64mario
?????????????????
January 28, 2008 at 10:33 pm
uberzeldamaster
@ SL: You have my pardons. BUT ON ONE CONDITION! I would at least wish you “observe” the battle. You are the monitor, that floating space orb thing, and you can create objects that would help or harm whatever team you support. Remember, the covenant is the bad side. The UNSC forces are good.
@ everyone: THE ROLE-PLAYING DOES NOT START UNTIL I SAY! We have not yet started to play. This is just the sign-up. I will list what vehicles everyone has manned and the weapons they have (and obviously, which side they are on). Just hang tight, and Mario, if no one else joins, I will start the role-play anyway. If no one else joins, you and I are the supreme commander in chiefs of our teams. You control all vehicles, your soldiers, and you also decide what your strategy is.
THE ROLE-PLAYING ARTICLE WILL BEGIN ON SATURDAY!!!!
January 28, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Advent Master
Fine… then i want a Motorcycle with blasting missiles that can fire out of it and it has Beverage holders. and i want to be in my Zonarm, (just a name) and its a big black air ship that can navigate though anywhere.. and my identity is unknown.. and yes i guess i can support the team i see best to win is.
January 30, 2008 at 3:00 am
uberzeldamaster
That is absolutely fine with me.
January 30, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Advent Master
Fine then.. *Kicks back on the seat* (bored…)
January 30, 2008 at 10:14 pm
uberzeldamaster
Oh yeah, did I mention you are creating the battlefield? As long as the scarabs are lower than everything else, it doesn’t matter what you decide is the battlefield.
January 30, 2008 at 10:33 pm
mario64mario
good idea. wouldn’t want to get involved with the scarabs
January 31, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Advent Master
Fine. *thinks of a battlefield* hmmm… it will have long plains there, and the Forests and waterfalls over there. and Mechanical Monsters over– wait.. that wasn’t part of the field!
January 31, 2008 at 5:55 pm
mario64mario
OMG! SMASH BROS CAME OUT IN JAPAN TODAY! NO!
January 31, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Advent Master
@ Mario:
Yes… thats the problem… JAPs always get what they want.. and the fact that they are the ones who make it…
January 31, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Gravemind
most favorably, It would be nice if we could get a mountain-like area with a large plateau beneath us. Oh, yeah, if anything goes too far, they fall over a ledge, don’t forget that detail.
Regarding SSB, it just happens that the Japanese make it. Anybody in America could have come up with the ideas, but since Japans Nintendo had the idea and copyright first, well, bad-luck for us.
February 1, 2008 at 2:23 am
mario64mario
hrmmm….so if i create my own game company, and make a game called “The legend of maffy”, then I can delay it’s release in japan to infinite?
February 1, 2008 at 2:51 am
Gravemind
… thats called not affiliating. You might as well just reject sales to infinite as well, seeing as Nintendo is one of the largest video game companies ever… and Japan is it’s main country.
February 1, 2008 at 7:46 pm
mario64mario
Hrmm….North America are MY two main countries, so I say “HA!” at Japan!
February 1, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Gravemind
… huh? Your two main countries? I’m truly confused. Okay, the role-playing begins… NOW!!
February 3, 2008 at 7:47 pm
mario64mario
North America consists of two seperate countries : Canada, and United States. Anyone gonna watch Super Tuesday on CNN?
February 6, 2008 at 2:44 am
Gravemind
… oh. I forgot. Sorry. But you could have just said, U.S.A. and Canada.
February 7, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Shadow Luigi
You watch CNN? -.- isn’t that for adults?
February 11, 2008 at 3:36 am
Gravemind
… No. Everyone watches it from a ‘babe newly born to the oldest most wrinkled man you can find.
… Ok, that was called taking it too far.
February 11, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Shadow Luigi
Oh.. well..
<__>
when my brother is in the bathroom i wait outside because i have to go too, and i sit in the frontroom chair and my mom watched CNN so.. ha yeah.. i watch it to.. but at night not daylight time.